THE CARD GAME THAT HAS ENDED 1,000+ FRIENDSHIPS***
Declare war on your friends, your family, and your own sense of fair play. 2–6 players. All losers.
*Illustrated by Jenn during her lunch breaks, in crayon, then "cleaned up" in a free art app.
A strategy game so deep it requires a rules lawyer, a therapist, and a designated cool-down corner.
Actual average playtime: 3 hours, one thrown table, and a group chat that goes silent for a week.
Also doubles as a paperweight, a coaster, and — in emergencies — a weapon of war.
Family friendly, until someone plays the Scorched Earth card on their own grandmother.
No app required. No batteries. No excuses. Just cardboard and betrayal.
"I don't play Warmonger. Warmonger plays itself, out of respect. It's the only card game that's ever roundhouse-kicked ME."
"We started playing at 7pm. It is now Thursday. I have not seen my cat. I regret nothing."
"My brother played the Siege card on me during Thanksgiving. We do not speak. 10/10."
"Bought it for the kids. The kids formed a coalition government. I was overthrown."
Designed every rule, balanced every card, and has been "about to print more decks" since approximately forever. A legend in his own garage.
Illustrated the entire deck, keeps the operation running, and is the reason this game exists in physical form at all. The real MVP.
Warmonger is real. Warmonger is legendary. Warmonger is currently sold out because somebody (Thor) has not printed more decks yet. Sign up below and we will absolutely, definitely, 100% let you know the second that changes.